This is the story of Sid, who one day woke up to find out that he had become a large head.


Sid had fallen asleep one night slightly more early than most nights. This night was just like any other night, nothing unusual in any way except Sid's sudden urge to sleep. And as he did he felt no different in anyway to any other times he had slept. It all seemed quite normal until it happened.

He open his eyes to face the sun shinning down on him instead of his room light, trees surounding him instead of his walls, grass in place of the floor and sky to replace his roof. Sid blinked. Was this real? Had he somehow awoken in this strange place?

It seemed too real to be a dream so he decided to explore this new environment but in doing so he descovered a new problem. He could hardly walk and it seemed that he was standing. Something wasn't right with his body, for now awake he could see what had happened. Sid had become a giant head. Oh the shame, such a large nose too.

Such was he engaged in this new turn of events that he almost missed what happened next. He could hardly believe his eyes, but with all that had happened this seemed to be the enevitable thing to happen. What he saw was a large pig walking by him humming merrily.
The pig looked up at Sid's new apearence and laughed. "I see it happened to you too," he chuckled. "I know I'm a pig but a giant head, now that is new."

Sid was confused. This whole place didn't make sense. "Where am I?" He whimmpered slightly and the pig (seeing this) chuckled again.

"Why this is The Land of Rob," he raised his nose and grunted to reveal the world as it was. "We all come here at some point and become some kind of strange being for which there is no reason."

Sid stared at his new, sort of friend. "This doesn't make any sense," he said.

The pig smiled again, "it's not meant to, but you have to see the wise one to find out what your purpose here is."

"The wise one?" Sid asked falling deeper into confusion.

"Yes this clock that has a picture of a cat on it."

"How's that wise?"

"Just is. Now I must warn you that you are about to witness a world of extreme randomness and nonsense." He paused for a moment. "Ah we are here."

"Where?"

"At the wise one." And as he said that a large house like shaped thing mooed it's way into the scene. It turned round to show a large clock with a picture of a cat on it like the pig had described. This is just the begining of the story of the giant head as he explores the weird and quite odd world of Rob. Look out for part two, things are about to get random.

THE OTHER PARTS WILL BE FOUND IN TALES FROM ROB, OUT NOW.