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An update of news in the lovely dictatorship of Rob.
In Rob Ville today a large amount of dust was spotted lurking. When questioned, the mole men of doom gave no answer. Could this mean that they are to blame? Are they planning something big right under our noses? Or am I just being silly? Only time will tell.
In sport the death match between Rob and Bob was called off today when Rob relised just how dumb an idea this sport was. The death match was changed into a simple arm wressle. After lossing to Bob, Rob instantly showed just how great a leader he is by claiming victory for himself and torture to those who thought otherwise.
In other news, we questioned the people of Rob for their views on their homes being destroyed to make way for a large stone which shall be carved into a large statue of Rob. "Here are their views: "Well I think I speak for everyone here when I call this plan a big pile of niceness." "The people here do want to leave their homes which they have lived in their entire lives. They will not be making a stand against this act of greatness."
Yes you can feel the joy here as people walk arm in arm with the army out of their homes. They must want to travel light for they seem to be dancing with joy as their goods are smash on the street and their houses burnt. I tell you it's times like these you are glad to live in this country.
Yes indeed it was another happy day in this lovely perfect country where everyone's happy.
In Rob Ville today a large amount of dust was spotted lurking. When questioned, the mole men of doom gave no answer. Could this mean that they are to blame? Are they planning something big right under our noses? Or am I just being silly? Only time will tell.
In sport the death match between Rob and Bob was called off today when Rob relised just how dumb an idea this sport was. The death match was changed into a simple arm wressle. After lossing to Bob, Rob instantly showed just how great a leader he is by claiming victory for himself and torture to those who thought otherwise.
In other news, we questioned the people of Rob for their views on their homes being destroyed to make way for a large stone which shall be carved into a large statue of Rob. "Here are their views: "Well I think I speak for everyone here when I call this plan a big pile of niceness." "The people here do want to leave their homes which they have lived in their entire lives. They will not be making a stand against this act of greatness."
Yes you can feel the joy here as people walk arm in arm with the army out of their homes. They must want to travel light for they seem to be dancing with joy as their goods are smash on the street and their houses burnt. I tell you it's times like these you are glad to live in this country.
Yes indeed it was another happy day in this lovely perfect country where everyone's happy.
posted by Rob-151 at 5:31 AM
7 Comments:
all hail teh land of rob!!!!
Exactly.
I want to be a citizen of the land of Rob!!! I want to worship the great statue of Rob every day!! how do I join, oh great master?!?!!!!
We'll smuggle in on the baggage compartment of a plane heading into the land of rob. That is if we don't get shot down first by rob's sniprs!!!
Oh becoming a citizen of Rob requires a lot of form filling and stuff.
Aw, i hate forms..... I will worship Rob from afar instead and build a statue out of pencils and blue tack or something.
Go on build statue. Must see statue.
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