Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Holidays of Rob.


The lovely sunsets of The Land of Rob.






In the lovely land of Rob you can enjoy many things. Yes indeed The Land of Rob has been awarded 5 stars as best place for a holiday here. Yes stay in our award winning hotels and enjoy a relaxing experience on our beaches*.

*hotel awards were awarded to the best hotels in The Land of Rob and the beaches are nearly clean after the oil spill.


Yes sir you will love this country which has its pride of three years with no crimes*.

*even the smallest crime is punished by death without trial.


Yes The Land of Rob has everything. And under the command of our glorious leader Rob, you can expect the best*.

*the land of Rob has everything but only in its most basic form. The term "the best" refers to the best that we can provide which is awful as Rob has kindly made us homeless while you stay in our homes for your holiday. All hale the mighty Rob.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The land of Rob is beuatiful...

December 08, 2005 4:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, but watch you don't get executed!!

December 09, 2005 7:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THERE IS NO LAND OF ROB ROB DOESN'T EXIST
HE'S MADE UP BY THE GOVERNMENT OF ROB TO MAKE EVERYONE THINK HE'S GREAT ITS A CONSPRACY!!!!

December 11, 2005 7:16 AM  
Blogger Aaron said...

> the land of Rob has everything but only in its most basic form

L O L

December 12, 2005 9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i propose a Toast to Rob's Wonderful land. Everyone raise our glasses in Honour.

December 14, 2005 8:36 AM  
Blogger Rob-151 said...

Cheers (oh that goes for everyone aswell) and Skycutterxy knows too much.

December 14, 2005 2:10 PM  

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