Out of his little hole, the Rob wakes up after his summer hibernation and views the post summer world.

After declaring a pointless war on some country no one has heard of and may not even exist, The Great Rob went about his business as normal. It seems that the people of Rob have been rather selfish over the summer. Making all this money for themselves. Starting their own businesses and living in mansions. Rob soon saw to these ungreatful people by relieving them of their large amounts of excess money and giving it to the community.

Rob had spent so much money on that party that it only seemed fair that the community should pay him the money back for all his hard work. It was an amazing site with people rushing to Rob's guards to pay them the money. A pity that they seemed to be confused as to the guards' direction.

With the party out the way Rob now plans to build lovely concrete flats where those ugly 17th century mansions stand. These should provide lovely homes for people wanting to holiday in this country.

In other news the people of Rob seem to be having bonfires all around the country today. Although it isn't the 11th of November the people seem to be happily burning Guys with a photo of Rob on them. This just goes to show how Rob is loved in this land as the people have given Rob a great honour. To think they chose him as their model for the Guys.

Yes this looks like another wonderful year of Rob with no hint of an uprising of any kind.