An extract from Friendly Dictator Monthly ( Land of Rob's local newspaper.)

...Now on to local news.

Scientists in The Land of Rob believe that they have discovered how life truely began. Below is the new theory.

Few people know that life truely began not in the sea but on the land and began with the stone.

When the Earth was new and life non-excisting there were the stones. Now stones, as we know, roll and that is how they spent their time back in the time before time unlike the stones of today, lazy and still. Back in that time they were more productive and rolled all other the empty planet. That is why stones are round.

All until one day when a single stone decided it had had enough of rolling. It stopped there and then and wondered ( as stones do) about being alive. While it wondered these thoughts it began to grow legs. Hundreds and thousands of legs. Then the stone became bodies. Many many bodies. Bodies of six legs and wings. Thusly the first insects were born and life created.

Without any threats the insects multiplied and soon filled the skies. With the lack of space and insect food they needed a new home. The sea seemed a good place, large and empty. Unfortunatly the insects were unable to breath underwater. With all the water in the air in the form of vapour the insects were able to grow gills (yes this makes perfect sense) and thusly live in the water. Soon they mulitplied and space and food became scarce. The insects needed to become smaller and so they did and the first germ was born.

Thusly the truth catches up science.

It's true...honest.

Lieing's fun.