Scientist confirm that the Earth is not in space but on a strange flying frying pan.

A new theory about global warming was announced today. Scientist believe that it isn't the greenhouse gases that are causing global warming. The new theory is set to change the way we look at our planet and science in general.

It was announced today that we are not in space after all and there is no great endless darkness. Instead we are in a giant kitchen in a frying pan. Scientists believe that climate change is simply the result of someone turning on the cooker.

Anyone got any real news for a change?

Mad witch of the mountain refuses to "come down" even after promise of chocolate bar from Rob.

The mad witch of the mountain live a top the highest mountain of The Land of Rob and throws prizes to all who all hill climbers brave enough to reach the mountain's peak. The rest of the year she is said to simply laugh at her own reflection in a mirror and turn on her gas cooker and stir a pot of boiling water and quoting shakespear.

What she is doing up on that mountain or why she calls herself a witch are two questions that may never be answered. But she has become a menace to hill walkers as they use her as an excuse so they don't have to start the long assent up the mountain. The new plans to remove the mad witch are said to insure that these lazy walkers will walk up the mountain whether they want to or not and thusly increasing the income in this country for some reason.

You heard it here first people.

The world has changed but have you?

The quest continues.