Scientist confirm that the Earth is not in space but on a strange flying frying pan.

A new theory about global warming was announced today. Scientist believe that it isn't the greenhouse gases that are causing global warming. The new theory is set to change the way we look at our planet and science in general.

It was announced today that we are not in space after all and there is no great endless darkness. Instead we are in a giant kitchen in a frying pan. Scientists believe that climate change is simply the result of someone turning on the cooker.

Anyone got any real news for a change?