Fur aint murder when it's still alive.


When out in the cold always wear a scarf.


The Land of Rob has been suffering extreme cold over the past month. To show compassion towards his fellow man at this time of year, Rob has been suffering the cold along side us.

When begged for a comment yesterday, Rob replied: "Until those lazy workers fix my heating I will not stop my wrath upon them." We are indeed fortunate to have such a great motivator as leader of this great land.

After his inspiration able speech, Rob returned to his mansion to continue his plan for the world. While others are suffering the winter chill we can all be thankful that Rob will be warmer and so be able to lead us.