Mad witch of the mountain refuses to "come down" even after promise of chocolate bar from Rob.

The mad witch of the mountain live a top the highest mountain of The Land of Rob and throws prizes to all who all hill climbers brave enough to reach the mountain's peak. The rest of the year she is said to simply laugh at her own reflection in a mirror and turn on her gas cooker and stir a pot of boiling water and quoting shakespear.

What she is doing up on that mountain or why she calls herself a witch are two questions that may never be answered. But she has become a menace to hill walkers as they use her as an excuse so they don't have to start the long assent up the mountain. The new plans to remove the mad witch are said to insure that these lazy walkers will walk up the mountain whether they want to or not and thusly increasing the income in this country for some reason.

You heard it here first people.