Monday, January 22, 2007

It's official. Rob has conquered the world.

Yes while on a routine war with the rest of the world Rob discovered that he now controls everything. While slowly building up forces in both south and north america, Rob begun his advances across the globe.

It all begun when a super power begun threatening the world. Rob allied with the 2 other major powers against this foe. In no time at all the war was raging.

While his 2 allies fought, died and advanced, Rob's armies were sitting quiet. Back home Rob was having a party after happily shooting his advisers and made everyone's day by taking control of the war. There were no objections while Rob showed off some harmless pieces of paper which, quite by accident, if course, bore the words death and warrant and harmlessly showed the blank space where the names of traitors are to be written.

Rob had a plan. His allies were weakening the super power and doing all the fighting for him. He could happily sit and get ready for his victory.

Having stayed quiet Rob was now ready. He begun his advance and took both north and south america and set his eyes upon africa where he had many troops.

Soon Rob had an army to be reckoned with. With his arm outstretched he rolled the dice of war and advanced across europe and into asia.

Having been betrayed by his two allies Rob smashed them into the dust and cornered the original menace in australia. But the menace would not give in without a fight. The dice was against Rob as always but with time he managed to bring the menace down.

By this time the menace was tired of war. He was tired of everything and just wanted to go to bed seeing as it was around midnight and the game of risk had been going on for hours.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007







Fur aint murder when it's still alive.


When out in the cold always wear a scarf.


The Land of Rob has been suffering extreme cold over the past month. To show compassion towards his fellow man at this time of year, Rob has been suffering the cold along side us.

When begged for a comment yesterday, Rob replied: "Until those lazy workers fix my heating I will not stop my wrath upon them." We are indeed fortunate to have such a great motivator as leader of this great land.

After his inspiration able speech, Rob returned to his mansion to continue his plan for the world. While others are suffering the winter chill we can all be thankful that Rob will be warmer and so be able to lead us.