The Rob has come out of his palace to give a message of greatness. Let's see what he has to say...

"Hello."

Yes you heard it first here folks, Rob has given us words of wisdom in his busy life. Only The Rob can give us these sort of speaches. So short yet so complex. Just sit a minute to study what he is saying. "Hello" now this shows us that he knows he is not all powerful like a god but he tries not to pretend by speaking in such a normal way. This shows us how stable minded he is and how much of a great leader he is. Yes and also it can reveal his amazing past as he was not always as powerful as he is by revealing the way he used to speak before he got into power. This creates the imagine of a more fun loving Rob, a Rob who would speak as anyother person, a Rob who began with nothing but moved on to become a wonderful leader. A leader who never lost touch with his past and feels no contempt for it.

And just think. He took the time to say this word of wonder. This tells me how great a leader he is that he never forgets about the people in his country. That he takes the time to talk to us and will never ignore anyone who comes up to him with a question or problem and will never let them go empty handed but will always do his best to give them what they seek.

There is a lot more that I can say about this speech but I think it will spoil the whole point of this post that this was all a big pile of... well you get the idea.