Sunday, January 08, 2006


Horror faced in the middle of race in The Land of Rob today!!!

Today infront of thousands of happy spectators the unthinkable happened. A giant robotic dinosaur attacked the race causing no damage but just extreme annoyance.
The race was called off after the dinosaur ate it's third car and stood in the middle of the track blocking the race entirely.
This counts the 5th such attack on races this month and the track manager today promised tighter dinofeances to be placed around every racetrack but the public are not convinced. "I know they do try to protect us from these reptiles," said Bill, "but everytime they promise us something will improve it always gets worse. Remember the chicken assault."
Despite these complaints the pubic were told that races will continue right after the large cardboard boxes are moved.

In other news...nothing happened.

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