A giant dolphin was spotted flying over Rob Ville today.






This strange creature was seen terrorising locals by flying over their houses siging "this little piggy went ot market" over and over. The best scientists were left baffled as no resonable explination could be thought of. We interviewed Jonny the idiot B.S.C. about this stranged event. "Well we have had many giant dolphins spotted here, even ones that fly and sing. But never have we seen one that sings in english before." Shortley after this interview Jonny the idiot B.S.C. was taking away by the men in white jackets.



To the rescue came Rob's cat. The battle raged for ten years and was spectacular with missiles, guns, bombs, trees, CDs, jumpers, string, a small bouncy ball, that thing I had as child and don't know it is anymore, crayons, batteries and shopping bags. With a mighty attack from the aliens, Earth was completely destroyed and... Wait what were we talking about again? Oh yeah, the dolphin. Oh that was boring. Let's talk about me instead. Now I may not be great like Rob but I am sure...What? Ok ok I'll carry on.


The cat towering over the flying height of the dolphin simply put out his paw and the fight was over. The dalphin was defeated and the nursery rhyme stopped once and for all.


The dolphin now lay defeated on the ground below our local moggy. With a great cry of "dinner time" the dolphin was replaced by several hundred dirty plates. Oh and I hope these events do not discourrage you from visiting Rob Ville in the near future.