If anyone has been wondering why there hasn't been any posts recently then we have some bonechilling news. The Rob has gone missing!!!!

Where he is is a mystery. Our only clue is his two new friends that we saw him talking to a few days ago. Anyone know them? They were large men who looked very bored. If anyone sees them will they let us know at once please. What else. Oh yes, they were wearing identical white coats and they seemed to want Rob to go on a ride with them in their van. The van was marked as if it had come from a hospital. What evil men they are to go around pretending they are doctors.

This is the story of our last sighting of Rob:

After a hard day of being Rob, Rob returned home with us to talk about Rob. After half an hour of Rob, Rob heard his doorbell. He said it must be his "new friends." Rob told us that these people worked at the hospital and were quite interested in "all things Rob." The "new friends" told us that they wanted to see Rob alone.

After a sword fight and many world wars, we were convinced to leave. When we were half way down the street we turned round to see Rob with the "new friends" leaving the house. The "new friends" must have wanted Rob to join a club or something because we could see he was wearing a white coat as well but of a different kind. I don't know if Rob was quite happy as his arms were crossed but he seemed to be dancing a jig. Must have been a kind of game.

The van drove off making a sort of wailing noise with flashing lights. We can only guess that this means they had a mini disco in there. Anyway we havn't seen Rob since.

The next day we recieved a card from those "new friends" telling us that Rob was fine and well and that they were "taking good care of him". They havn't said how much money they want for him but we think that it is only a matter of time before they start demanding.

What are we to do? Without Rob there is... well no Rob.