Santa Claus Update

Breaking news: Rob himself has made an official statement about the situation surrounding Santa Claus, who has recently been rallying children across the world to not like the Land of Rob, which is simply a horrible thing to corrupt their young minds.

The statement is locked in a secret vault deep within Rob's castle, and I have been told that I can't reveal its contents. However, I have been given permission to make a counter-statement in defence of the Land of Rob, which Rob hopes will put the Land of Rob back in favour with children. The statement reads as follows:

"Free candy for all!!"