Terrible storm broke out tonight on The Land of Rob cutting power and making a noise. Oh no!!!!


The storm battered against the window of the mighty towers of Rob's castle causing damage to the builder who Rob demanded should be ready incase any tiles fell off.

Luckily no tiles were lost or damaged even when the cow hit. The bad news is that a new builder will have to be called in.

With the high winds, many power lines were blown down leaving many without power but luckily the Rob was unaffected as he kindly diverted power from the national grid to his own home, giving us some as well.

The noise of this storm made poor suffering Rob stay up all night. This was good news for us as he was so bored... I mean so kind that he happily found the time to work out the problem of growing poverty in our lovley country. Rob's new plan is simple. We basicly alter the data in these peoples' bank accounts so they now have money. Simple and made legal by Rob's power.

Oh also, Rob having stayed awake three nights in a row went slowly mad this night thinking there were ghosts about. After giving a few harmless taps to his many servents he finaly was escorted to bed where he slept almost at once. New servents were hired no questions asked about what happened to the originals. And life now continues happily as it always has done in this country. Always happy. Happy thoughts, happy thoughts.

Hey look at this picture. Why it looks like Rob is wearing lipstick there. Hee hee. OW!!! I only said it looked like it.