The great sock leader made a speach today ordering all socks to rise up against their evil human over lords. And while this is all Rob's fault, blame is rested apon that guy.

The socks are rebelling!!!!

Beware they go for the throught like joggers (beware of them too). Be on your guard for rogue socks as they can be rather itchy at times. Although that proberly depends on the type of sock, not saying that my socks are itchy I'm just saying that they might be. I don't know.

Just be on your guard.

Hey did I ever tell you about the canal seals? Yes when this country was new and the canal plenty, the seal and many over wonderful creatures lived in them. But when man came and filled in the canals to make way for forrests and shops not just destroying many canals but also many fields as well, the seal's home was almost lost.

Yes you heard here first folks. Because no one else will print these facts even if they are fiction.

Read all about it.

Today in the Land of Rob some people had a nice little parade. They sang and danced for hours holding pretty little banners. They were all outside Rob's huge mansion/castle all calling out for him. I guess they wanted him to join in the party.

Unfortunatly Rob was having a bad headache then so he called the party off. There were no survivors after the army charged in.

I must say that it is rather eventfull in the Land of Rob this week. So many of these parties breaking out all over the country mainly outside government buildings.

Happy happy country. Happy happy happy.


From Rob to sob continuing again soon.

An extract from Friendly Dictator Monthly ( Land of Rob's local newspaper.)

...Now on to local news.

Scientists in The Land of Rob believe that they have discovered how life truely began. Below is the new theory.

Few people know that life truely began not in the sea but on the land and began with the stone.

When the Earth was new and life non-excisting there were the stones. Now stones, as we know, roll and that is how they spent their time back in the time before time unlike the stones of today, lazy and still. Back in that time they were more productive and rolled all other the empty planet. That is why stones are round.

All until one day when a single stone decided it had had enough of rolling. It stopped there and then and wondered ( as stones do) about being alive. While it wondered these thoughts it began to grow legs. Hundreds and thousands of legs. Then the stone became bodies. Many many bodies. Bodies of six legs and wings. Thusly the first insects were born and life created.

Without any threats the insects multiplied and soon filled the skies. With the lack of space and insect food they needed a new home. The sea seemed a good place, large and empty. Unfortunatly the insects were unable to breath underwater. With all the water in the air in the form of vapour the insects were able to grow gills (yes this makes perfect sense) and thusly live in the water. Soon they mulitplied and space and food became scarce. The insects needed to become smaller and so they did and the first germ was born.

Thusly the truth catches up science.

It's true...honest.

Lieing's fun.