Defense or attack?
Government denies existence of MI5 Spy Subs.

MI5 Spy Submarines have been spotted off our shores in the past few months. Cleverly camouflaged in luminous reds against the blue of the sea these vessels are very hard to spot. But what can be the meaning of such large numbers in our waters these days?
The government denies any knowledge of their existence officialy but after sightings the official MI5 logo on litter found on the beaches we cannot ignore the truth.
It is thought that they are here to defend the country by many but from what? Is there some large secret the government is not telling the public or has that paraniod man we met at the pub last night just been lieing to us all along? We shall be giving you the news as it comes in people.

Giant rare crab turtles are back.

The rare bread of crab turtle thought once to be extinct were found again when scientists finaly relised after many hundreds of years that turtles don't have pincers.

One crab turtle was seen attacking Bass Rock yesturday. The birds quickly attacked and ate the turtle. Environmentalists are currently sueing the birds for, as they described, a horrific attack upon a harmless, friendly, lovely, man-eating, city destroyer.
The birds argued their case by stating that they had no choice in the matter and that the turtle was the "tastiest thing" they had ever eaten. After several hours of fierce argueing in the court room, the case concluded with the birds being jailed for contempt of court after the judge recieved a "white supprise" on his suit.
The reporters of Rob questioned some random person who claimed to be an expert in something on his views the action of the birds upon the crab turtle. "We must never be seen to give into such creatures as these," said professor Squidlord. "One moment it's birds killing one and all, the next the sky is falling down." We thanked Professor Squidlord for his words and left him dancing down the road singing about his umbrella named Steve.

Out of his little hole, the Rob wakes up after his summer hibernation and views the post summer world.

After declaring a pointless war on some country no one has heard of and may not even exist, The Great Rob went about his business as normal. It seems that the people of Rob have been rather selfish over the summer. Making all this money for themselves. Starting their own businesses and living in mansions. Rob soon saw to these ungreatful people by relieving them of their large amounts of excess money and giving it to the community.

Rob had spent so much money on that party that it only seemed fair that the community should pay him the money back for all his hard work. It was an amazing site with people rushing to Rob's guards to pay them the money. A pity that they seemed to be confused as to the guards' direction.

With the party out the way Rob now plans to build lovely concrete flats where those ugly 17th century mansions stand. These should provide lovely homes for people wanting to holiday in this country.

In other news the people of Rob seem to be having bonfires all around the country today. Although it isn't the 11th of November the people seem to be happily burning Guys with a photo of Rob on them. This just goes to show how Rob is loved in this land as the people have given Rob a great honour. To think they chose him as their model for the Guys.

Yes this looks like another wonderful year of Rob with no hint of an uprising of any kind.